Hot Hollywood Hell – 2 Truths and a Lie
You guys, it’s been way too long since we’ve had an installment of Hot Hollywood Hell.
I feel like I’ve let all of you HHH fans down and my celebrity snark card is in danger of being pulled.
But don’t despair! I’ve been filing images away all summer (of course I have) and am back in the game!
For those of you who are new to the group and would like to follow along, below are links to a sampling from the HHH archives.
The rest of us will troll TMZ and Perez Hilton and E!Online while you catch up.
For today’s installment, I thought we’d play a little game.
If you follow YMFT on Facebook (and if you don’t, why the hell not?)
you might have seen this post on Monday (and if you do follow YMFT and did not
see this post in your newsfeed, it is because Mark Zuckerberg hates bloggers. And me. And you).
And it got me thinking that this game might be fun for this most recent installment of:
(Except this time, I’ll play fair.)
Can you tell the truths from the lie??
1. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are already mourning the demise of their marriage.
2. Chad Kroeger is a total douchewad.
3. Nickelback is awesome.
1. Lady GaGa is generous with her fans and always stops to take photos.
2. Lady GaGa’s wig is out of control.
3. Lady GaGa’s wig attacked and ingested that little boy immediately after this photo was taken.
1. Robin Thicke is a hands-on dad.
2. Robin Thicke is a hands-on man-slut.
3. Robin Thicke has probably washed his hands since the VMAs .
1. Mary Kate and Ashley might be zombies.
2. Mary Kate and Ashley are definitely zombies.
3. Mary Kate and Ashley are not zombies.
1. Bieber is proud of his abs and pecs.
2. Bieber’s pants are too big.
3. Wearing fingerless gloves is still cool.
And while I hate to give her anymore publicity, I can’t omit her (especially this week) because she’s a HHH staple.
1. Miley can smoke two things at once.
2. Miley can “smoke” two things at once.
3. Miley does not smoke doobie.
And because you know I can’t leave you without a palate cleanser…
1. Zac Efron is hot.
Sound off, my celebrity whoremonger peeps!
Let me know who your palate cleanser is in the comments!
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