Category Archives: pop culture

On the wings of loooooove only the two of us together flying highhhh…. Flying high upon the wings of looove If you don’t know that song from 1982 you are dead to me. Nah, I’ll forgive you, but seriously, grab a glass of Gallo, light some candles, and take a few minutes out of your hectic life and […]

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Buckle up, my friends, and keep your hands, feet, and tacky statement necklaces inside the vehicle. With week one out of the way and the boring fantastical “meet and greets” taken care of, it’s finally time for the backstabbing to begin and the tears to start to flow like the free chardonnay that’s responsible for (much of) […]

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Here’s a story… Of a deranged blogger… Who continued to subject herself to trite… The show in question… Was called The Bachelor… And writing recaps took her all fucking night. But still, because she was apparently into SELF-TORTURE—and also because she had a handful of the very nicest recap-reading fans in the world— she did it over […]

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For almost 38 years I’ve been subjected to a torture and a hell. Something that the overwhelming majority of society—and even members of my own family—finds baffling and threatens to ostracize me for. Something I’ve oftentimes had to conceal in the very interest of my own survival. I hate Star Wars. (Hides under desk) I always […]

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Ahhh, awards season. It comes rushing in on a cool breeze of Pumpkin Spice, changing leaves, and front porch mums. Well, in Minnesota, anyway. In Los Angeles it comes in on a 100° heat wave of deflated hair, glistening décolletage, and impressive back sweat. If you’ve been hanging around here long enough, you know how […]

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Fall. I absolutely love it. Is it the crisp evenings, colorful leaves, and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes? Is it the leggings and boots, flannel and fleece, and fun-sized candy that practically jumps into your cart on its own every time you make a trip to Target? Absolutely, but even more than all those wonderful things, it’s […]

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Anger! Lying! Regret! Tears! Backstabbing! Insults! Heartache! Heartbreak! Closeted homosexuals!—The latest installment of The Bachelorette had it all, and that was just in the first five minutes. Let’s cut to the chase and get right to it. I’ve got to go work on my number for our family’s production of Aladdin which we’ve suddenly decided […]

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My apologies for missing last week’s installment, you guys. It’s not my fault. It’s Thing 2’s. But really, now that my whole Bachelorette crew is home and hyped up about this season we have to watch every episode together. That’s what makes it fun. I mean, it’s usually the rest of them that come up with the […]

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Dear faithful YMFT Bachelor recap fans, I have good news for you. Sort of. (Here’s the part where I get you excited for a second and then [possibly] let you down gently.) You might remember how I’ve repeatedly said I won’t recap The Bachelorette anymore since I recapped Des’ season two years ago and lost half my […]

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