Category Archives: randomness

For the third time in as many years, there’s a new housing development being built right outside my neighborhood. I live in the sticks, so there’s plenty of land. I hate to see the decimation of the lovely farmlands. I cringe as I watch the hundreds of trees turn to mulch as they feed them […]

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Tomorrow I get have to play dress-up. I use the word “play” because I never dress up. In fact, the last time I wore a dress that you couldn’t wear flip-flops with and wasn’t purchased in the juniors section of Target was at this very same function a year ago. My life isn’t glamorous, ya’ll. I realize […]

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Want to know the last time I slept like a baby? As of a few weeks ago, almost every night for the past year and a half. Before you congratulate me, I don’t mean that in a good way. Babies don’t sleep. At least mine didn’t. I don’t know what your experiences were, but mine were […]

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The Friday Favorites are back, ya’ll. At least they are for this week. Next Friday morning I’ll be picking up my favorite college girl at the airport for a short weekend visit home, so I’m not making any promises. Although, it sounds like next week’s Friday Favorites’ post just wrote itself. Bam. So about an hour […]

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You guys, it’s been so long since I’ve written anything other than a recap on the blog that I almost feel the need to reintroduce myself. But I can’t think of anything to say. Seriously, writer’s block has hit me hard the past six—eight?—weeks. And by writer’s block I mean disinterest, distraction, and disillusionment. Throw […]

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It’s that time of year again. The time when your social media feeds are chock-full of subliminal (yet passive-aggressive) messages that are supposed to make you motivated to get your act together and turn the New Year into a New You but really just make you feel like shit about your current self. I hate resolutions. And […]

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You know how over the past six months or so I’ve started every FF post with an apology for being lazy skipping a few weeks? Not today, my friends. Sure, I didn’t post last week, but instead of an apology I’m going to say this: You are welcome.Because after you get through this list I’m […]

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Good grief. I think I need to apologize—again—to those of you who look forward to the Friday Favorites and have been left without purpose for the past month and forced to spend the entirety of your weekends moping around cursing me for my deliquency and your despondency. Sorry, mom. But seriously, you guys. Way back in oh-twelve when […]

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Before you read this little story, let me set the record straight: I am not losing my mind. Remember that, because after you read this little story, you’ll think I am. About five years ago I bought a fantastic pair of boots. Seriously, I loved everything about these boots. The magical color (not black, not […]

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Good news! After an inexcusably long absense from the Friday Favorites, they’re baaack. Just ignore the calendar. I’m posting on Saturday because 1.) I wanted to ease you back into them and worried that if I posted on Friday you’d stroke out from shock 2.) I had already published a post about how I act age-inappropriately yesterday […]

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