Category Archives: recaps

Alright you guys, did you take your vitamins like I suggested? Are you all carbed up? Are you physically and mentally ready to tackle this mega-recap? THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL BACHELOR RECAPS?? Grab a snack, put on your comfy pants, give your kids your iPad and a box of Thin Mints, and let’s get […]

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You guys, I have to admit something that I have to admit is hard for me to admit. I didn’t really juant to watch The Bachelor last night. Now before you all go banishing me to the exit limo with my roller suitcase that is only big enough to contain my bikini and my statement […]

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Alrighty, who’s ready to feel like crap about yourself? Anyone? Clare?? Oh, wait. That was last week. Silly me. So let’s get right to it. No time for the usual pre-recap chit chat, my friends. Mama’s been burning the midnight oil for the past five days at Thing 1’s performances downtown and after last week’s […]

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Before we start recapping, let’s all take a moment to wish Sean and Catherine well…and the maid at the Four Season’s in Santa Barbara good luck with her ebay auction of those honeymoon sheets. Moving on. Sunday night after the wedding when I was searching Twitter and Instagram and all the other usual sources for […]

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If you A. Are sick of hearing me talk The Bachelor B. Don’t give a crap about The Bachelor C. Get uncomfortable at the thought of having to think about other people doing it D. Are my 12 year old daughter or E. All of the above you shouldn’t read this. In fact, you shouldn’t […]

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Before we get to recapping, let’s just acknowledge the elephant in the room, shall we? Juan Pablo’s had a rough week. Juan Pablo said some stupid shit. Juan Pablo’s been spit, skewered and spun. Juan Pablo is about to get my unsolicited advice. (You know how I like writing letters.) Dear Juan Pablo, Let’s just […]

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After recapping the Globes until way past my bedtime last night (this morning?) I have to say I wasn’t going into tonight’s episode of The Bachelor with my usual excitement. Sure, pouring my small portion of mini m&m’s into my designated portion contol cup and hearing the satisfying plink plink plink as the tiny and […]

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You guys, I had high hopes for the Globes. I always do. Tables full of celebrities, alcohol flowing, schmoozing during commercial breaks, drunken speeches, the joining of television and cinema; how could it be anything other than awesome? And I’m happy to tell you  — it delivered. Did the show keep me entertained for the […]

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