Category Archives: snark & ridicule

You guys, it’s been way too long since we’ve had an installment of Hot Hollywood Hell. I feel like I’ve let all of you HHH fans down and my celebrity snark card is in danger of being pulled. But don’t despair! I’ve been filing images away all summer (of course I have) and am back […]

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I’m not a perfect parent. Am I raising kids who are polite and respectful and who don’t get in trouble? Yes. Is it because of my parenting? It shit-sure is. But don’t get me wrong, now that my kids are older I often forget to make them meals (and by “forget” I mean I choose […]

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When we last left our fair bachelorette, she was in a fetal position on the end of a pier in Antigua, crying her eyelashes off over the abrupt departure of Brooks, her one true love.      I’ll be honest, the Things and I have spent far too many minutes the past week pondering what […]

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You guys, I’m gonna be honest.  I’ve been looking forward to this week’s The Bachelorette for like three weeks…ever since ABC duped me into thinking Des was going to get her heart broken next week….and then next week.  I’ve been going crazy with heartbreak anticipation. In a happy turn of events, our best college friends […]

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Last week I was walking down the sidewalk in the small town near our cabin, and coming toward me was a large man-boy who was walking about three feet in front of his tiny little girl who was about two years old and was toddling along at the normal pace for a toddling two year […]

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I know that you know and that everyone who has eyes knows that Meg Ryan ain’t what she used to be. (Sigh. Excuse me while I go watch Sleepless in Seattle. For the eleventy billionth time.) Since she lays so low lately, whenever a new photo of her surfaces I find myself catching my breath in […]

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I have to admit, you guys, after wasting devoting well over four hours last week to Bachelorette watching + recap writing, I wasn’t sure I was in it for the long haul. Plus, since my faithful Bachelor watching partner and snarky sidekick of 11 years (what up, Husband) got fed up of me pausing the […]

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  “Picture the best dream you’ve ever had, times it by 10 and then live in it.” ~Des, our fair heroine (who obviously missed the word “multiply” on her third grade vocab test) introducing us to her upcoming season. Standing on top of a mountain above the clouds! Walking on a tropical beach! Riding out […]

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