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Ahhh, awards season. It comes rushing in on a cool breeze of Pumpkin Spice, changing leaves, and front porch mums. Well, in Minnesota, anyway. In Los Angeles it comes in on a 100° heat wave of deflated hair, glistening décolletage, and impressive back sweat. If you’ve been hanging around here long enough, you know how […]

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Fall. I absolutely love it. Is it the crisp evenings, colorful leaves, and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes? Is it the leggings and boots, flannel and fleece, and fun-sized candy that practically jumps into your cart on its own every time you make a trip to Target? Absolutely, but even more than all those wonderful things, it’s […]

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You guys, I can honestly say I never saw that coming. The fact that Kaitlyn cruelly stomped on Nick’s heart with the pointy heel of her stiletto and then squished it around with the toe? Well, yes, that was surprising, but what I now realize Chris Harrison has meant every time he’s told us the […]

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You guys, it’s been so long since I’ve posed a Friday Favorites I feel like maybe I should take a moment to reintroduce them…but since I know that those of you who usually read them are long time friends of YMFT (hey girl, hey) I probably can skip that and get right to my apology […]

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You guys, I’m not kidding, since the episode ended I’ve had the chorus to that old 1976 song by Mary MacGregor in my head on a loop. (And don’t even tell me you don’t know the song or I’ll have my Stretch Armstrong beat you up.) “Torn between two loverrrrs…feeling like a fool. Lovin’ both […]

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(Pun. Intended.) Sorry for the delay in getting this recap up, you guys, but I’ve been in the shower for the past 20 hours washing the filth, shame, and disgust off of me. (Try as I might, though, that nasty regret just won’t scrub off.) As we’ve come to expect this season, this week was another two-hour […]

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Yeah, I know. I used this GIF in the last recap, but get ready to see it again in this one more than once. You guys. Seriously. Come on. WHAT the eff is happening with this season? I can’t even. With all the regrets, guilt, tears, doubt, double talk, secrecy, and need for reassurance we […]

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I know, I know. These bits are so late you’ve probably leveled out from the rage you felt immediately after viewing the latest disaster and have already forgotten the rants I imagine you were shouting like, “Stop the sucking!” and “I’m gonna be sick!” and “Anyone want to get me a Guinness?” Don’t worry, I’m finally here to […]

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It seems like I’ve opened most of these short recaps this season with an apology, and this week won’t be any different. I’m sorry to say that I cannot watch next week’s episode until at least next Wednesday night. Maybe even Thursday. Which means I won’t get the bits to you until the end of […]

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Anger! Lying! Regret! Tears! Backstabbing! Insults! Heartache! Heartbreak! Closeted homosexuals!—The latest installment of The Bachelorette had it all, and that was just in the first five minutes. Let’s cut to the chase and get right to it. I’ve got to go work on my number for our family’s production of Aladdin which we’ve suddenly decided […]

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