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Yeah, I know. I used this GIF in the last recap, but get ready to see it again in this one more than once. You guys. Seriously. Come on. WHAT the eff is happening with this season? I can’t even. With all the regrets, guilt, tears, doubt, double talk, secrecy, and need for reassurance we […]

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I know, I know. These bits are so late you’ve probably leveled out from the rage you felt immediately after viewing the latest disaster and have already forgotten the rants I imagine you were shouting like, “Stop the sucking!” and “I’m gonna be sick!” and “Anyone want to get me a Guinness?” Don’t worry, I’m finally here to […]

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It seems like I’ve opened most of these short recaps this season with an apology, and this week won’t be any different. I’m sorry to say that I cannot watch next week’s episode until at least next Wednesday night. Maybe even Thursday. Which means I won’t get the bits to you until the end of […]

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Anger! Lying! Regret! Tears! Backstabbing! Insults! Heartache! Heartbreak! Closeted homosexuals!—The latest installment of The Bachelorette had it all, and that was just in the first five minutes. Let’s cut to the chase and get right to it. I’ve got to go work on my number for our family’s production of Aladdin which we’ve suddenly decided […]

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My apologies for missing last week’s installment, you guys. It’s not my fault. It’s Thing 2’s. But really, now that my whole Bachelorette crew is home and hyped up about this season we have to watch every episode together. That’s what makes it fun. I mean, it’s usually the rest of them that come up with the […]

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So it’s been a whole week since this season’s installment of self-loathing began, and I just got around to watching the three hour, historic Bachelorette premiere with the fam this weekend. You guys. What. The. Hell. But really, I could’ve saved two hours and 55 minutes of my life and infinitely more self-respect had I just […]

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Dear faithful YMFT Bachelor recap fans, I have good news for you. Sort of. (Here’s the part where I get you excited for a second and then [possibly] let you down gently.) You might remember how I’ve repeatedly said I won’t recap The Bachelorette anymore since I recapped Des’ season two years ago and lost half my […]

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So it seems the Friday Favorites are becoming more of a bi-monthly thing, doesn’t it? Damn blogger who’s over scheduled herself the past couple of months. (And by “over scheduled” I mean take naps when she has a free hour instead of writing something for the blog, of course.) And after you discover what today’s Favorites […]

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I don’t like to toot my own horn (much) but when I was little I was quite the dancer. Hoofer, if you will. For years I danced in front of packed houses of cheering audiences as part of the cast of Annie, Oklahoma, Sound of Music, and my favorite dance show, A Chorus Line. The fact […]

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♫ The farmer gets a wife … the farmer gets a wife … heigh ho the derry-o, the farmer gets a wife! ♫   You guys, it’s official: Prince farming found his hoe. I’m not bragging or anything, but I kind of totally called it in week 3. I did. Here’s proof [which contains a spoiler if you […]

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