Category Archives: television

  Full disclosure: It’s 11:15 p.m. and I’ve had two large Appletinis. I’m getting punchy. In my defense: • Today was YMFT’s TWO YEAR BLOGIVERSARY, so obviously — Mascot Appletini. • I re-pulled the same damn muscle in my back for the third time in two weeks and cannot bend over, cough, sneeze or laugh without pain or […]

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As most of you know, this weekend is Superbowl Sunday. At least in my world it is. Because other than the Golden Globes, the Emmys, the night Parenthood premieres, my birthday eve, taco Tuesdays, and pretty much any summer evening I’m at the lake, Oscar night is my favorite night of the year. Remember last […]

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Alright you guys, did you take your vitamins like I suggested? Are you all carbed up? Are you physically and mentally ready to tackle this mega-recap? THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL BACHELOR RECAPS?? Grab a snack, put on your comfy pants, give your kids your iPad and a box of Thin Mints, and let’s get […]

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It’s Thursday evening, and as I write this post it’s snowing. I know, I know, “Tell me something new, sister.” “Winter Storm Seneca” is hitting us full force right now, and by tomorrow morning (which is really today) we’re supposed to have accumulated about 10 more inches. Surprisingly, it’s not bothering me. I’m finding ways […]

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You guys, I have to admit something that I have to admit is hard for me to admit. I didn’t really juant to watch The Bachelor last night. Now before you all go banishing me to the exit limo with my roller suitcase that is only big enough to contain my bikini and my statement […]

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Alrighty, who’s ready to feel like crap about yourself? Anyone? Clare?? Oh, wait. That was last week. Silly me. So let’s get right to it. No time for the usual pre-recap chit chat, my friends. Mama’s been burning the midnight oil for the past five days at Thing 1’s performances downtown and after last week’s […]

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Before we start recapping, let’s all take a moment to wish Sean and Catherine well…and the maid at the Four Season’s in Santa Barbara good luck with her ebay auction of those honeymoon sheets. Moving on. Sunday night after the wedding when I was searching Twitter and Instagram and all the other usual sources for […]

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If you A. Are sick of hearing me talk The Bachelor B. Don’t give a crap about The Bachelor C. Get uncomfortable at the thought of having to think about other people doing it D. Are my 12 year old daughter or E. All of the above you shouldn’t read this. In fact, you shouldn’t […]

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Before we get to recapping, let’s just acknowledge the elephant in the room, shall we? Juan Pablo’s had a rough week. Juan Pablo said some stupid shit. Juan Pablo’s been spit, skewered and spun. Juan Pablo is about to get my unsolicited advice. (You know how I like writing letters.) Dear Juan Pablo, Let’s just […]

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