Category Archives: television

  …or at least that’s what ABC is doing its damnedest to make us believe. Oh, alright, fine. And people like me. And you, too,  if you’re reading this.Last night ABC aired the juan hour special, “Countdown to Juan Pablo,” which introduced us to the Venezuelan heartthrob, his family, and many of the girls fighting for […]

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You guys, it’s October 11th in Minnesota, and it’s 75°. I’m sorry, what? I said, it’s October 11th in Minnesota and it is 75°. Besides the obvious, there’s really just two things you should take away from that sentence: 1.) Mother Nature has decided—10 months into the year—to stop punishing Minnesota and 2.) You know […]

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My name is Michelle and I have a problem. Too much Chardonnay? A daily mid-afternoon nap with my favorite kitty? Double-Stuff Oreos dipped in peanut butter after the daily nap? Um, those are not problems, my friend. Those are necessities. No, my problem is that I’m a binge watcher. Oh, you too? Then you get it! […]

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You guys, *SPOILER ALERT*, I’m pissed. And no, I’m not getting a little ahead of myself with the “Spoiler Alert” because I’m about to talk about The Emmys and the series finale of Dexter which I was super excited for, and simply by saying ‘I’m pissed’ might give something big away.  Like how sucky they […]

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You guys, I’m so sleepy. Seriously, I’m having a hard time adjusting to this Back to School schedule of getting up at 6:40 a.m. when I’ve spent the past three months staying up until 12:30 or 1:00 and sleeping until 9.At least.I know, I know. All you mamas of babies and toddlers out there are […]

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When we last left our fair bachelorette, she was in a fetal position on the end of a pier in Antigua, crying her eyelashes off over the abrupt departure of Brooks, her one true love.      I’ll be honest, the Things and I have spent far too many minutes the past week pondering what […]

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You guys, I’m gonna be honest.  I’ve been looking forward to this week’s The Bachelorette for like three weeks…ever since ABC duped me into thinking Des was going to get her heart broken next week….and then next week.  I’ve been going crazy with heartbreak anticipation. In a happy turn of events, our best college friends […]

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If you’ve been a long time reader of YMFT you might remember how I feel about Hollywood awards shows. If you’re one of the new kids, I’ll give you a hint: It’s a lot like the way I feel about The Bachelor, a nice chilled glass of Chardonnay, and mini M&Ms. By the time the […]

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It’s hometown date night, you guys, and that usually means one thing. A whole lotta crazy.Let’s skip the wordsy intro and get right to it. 
 *Recapper’s note – The recap will, once again, be primarily in note form. Once again, because this is pretty much exactly how I wrote it all down when I […]

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Full disclosure. It’s not Friday. Well, it is Friday but not right now. I mean, of course it’s Friday right now, but just not while I’m writing this. It’s actually Thursday and I’m sitting in the Toyota dealership waiting for my oil to be changed. The oil in my car to be changed (although I […]

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