Before you read this little story, let me set the record straight: I am not losing my mind. Remember that, because after you read this little story, you’ll think I am. About five years ago I bought a fantastic pair of boots. Seriously, I loved everything about these boots. The magical color (not black, not […]

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  • Carrie Miyake - LOL, I loved the part about the massage table, I have one too and nope not a masseuse here either. Love your magical boots, I had a pair of favorite boots but sadly cannot wear them any more due to a foot issue. I need new ones with no heel. Thanks for the laugh and so glad you found your magic boots.ReplyCancel

Today my daughter turns 20, which is completely and utterly impossible. Is it because it was just last month that she was a delicious, soft bundle of infant? Is it because just last week she was a precocious, entertaining and delightful toddler? Or is it because it was only yesterday that she was an aloof […]

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  • A Morning Grouch - I love this honest list! And holy hell – you have a TWENTY year old! Cheers to that, mama. Time travel and whatnot required to make that happen.ReplyCancel

  • Snarkfest - You totally wrote that list about me, didn’t you? Except replace “Rob Lowe” with either “John Stamos” or “Simon LeBon” and that could totally be me. Mine just turned 18 and that’s impossible because I’m only 20 myself. And I don’t remember being a sexually active toddler.ReplyCancel

*Not to be confused with Diary of a colonoscopy from earlier this year in which I was also oversharing. Hey, you all know I didn’t start a blog to show you how I do my hair. Disclaimer: If you are a dude, you probably don’t want to read this. It’s all about lady parts … […]

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  • Snarkfest - I hope that after all of this, you DO finally get some well-deserved relief!! I love your descriptions and I thank you for not posting real pics (although I AM morbidly curious).ReplyCancel

    • Michelle - Christmas card ’15. I might photoshop some reindeer antlers or a jolly beard on them.ReplyCancel

  • Jackie Owen - Wow….it sounds horrible! I hope you get some relief!ReplyCancel

  • Sue K. - As usual you nailed it. Had a lap for endo in the early 90s. Your description of it all is spot on!!! Feel better soon and all fingers crossed that you get some relief. Endo is nasty stuff.ReplyCancel

  • Kayla Lechtenberger Bohlen - Sorry you had to go thru this and I really hope it works for you. Most importantly, I would love to hear from the recovery nurse about your missing 40 min. convo. 😉ReplyCancel

I’ve always envied people who have personal trainers. Not because of the actual personal trainer. I mean, who wants to have someone around whose sole purpose is to make you exercise on a regular basis, not to mention knowing when you cheated or lied about it? *shudder* No, I’ve envied them because they’re usually fantastically fit, […]

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  • Mondays Are Forever - I feel the same way! I try to have a healthy replationship with food, exercise and my jeans. It is a delicate balance! 🙂ReplyCancel

  • Lucia Paul - I still like your writing despite the fact that you have the self discipline to do this as needed. Thomas Bagel Thins and the other brands of sandwich thins do make a huge difference for us “sandwich lovers.” I suffer from reverse body dysmorphia. I think I look a whole bunch better than I really do. I need the regular kind.ReplyCancel

  • Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms - You’re hired! 🙂 EllenReplyCancel

  • Stacey Hatton - This is an awesome post! I want to try those zucchini noodles tonight. Is the recipe somewhere? I’ll have to pull out my mandolin and pray I don’t sever a finger!ReplyCancel

Last week, right after taking the older daughter back to college and the resulting fallout (i.e., shoe-buying excursions) that occurred from that, the younger daughter began serving her time in the big house. High school. Ninth grade. Freshman year.   As you might imagine, there was some wine consumed. And while my rising freshman had spent […]

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  • Lisa Thorbjarnarson Enslow - Just discovered your writing, thanks to Grown and Flown on FB. Loved the piece about technology linking your daughters, and this one about starting high school! I have three daughters, one a college sophomore (nearby), one a college freshman (400 miles away) and one a high school freshman. The 2 younger ones have a relationship that sounds a lot like your girls’, and I have had to hold my tears while watching my youngest miss her sister. It’s so nice to see that I have good company in this journey. Reading about other smart women who are surviving the progression towards an empty nest helps me greatly. Thanks!!ReplyCancel

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