If you read UsWeekly….well…weekly like I do, you are familiar with the running bit they do called “What’s in my bag?” Here’s Leann’s $2,000 Fendi bag.  I’m surprised to see gum in there.  Doesn’t each piece have like 2 calories? And every week, I look at each item so carefully, as if – as if – […]

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  • Mrs. Newlywed Giggles - Advil Migraine for me!!! what do you mean a recovering migraine sufferer? I ask because i am a current migraine sufferer.
    Lipgloss is my second item.
    MAC studio fx powder.

    and of course the important stuff like keys, money, wallet. LOLReplyCancel

  • Nikki - Excedrin – I also suffer from frequent headaches/occasional migraines. It is my NUMBER 1 thing by far. I love the idea of your barbie case. I will separate my credit cards from my cash asap. Great advice!ReplyCancel

  • The Management - haha, I love this. I like that you’re showing us the honest contents of your purse.

    I’m looking inside mine right now. The things in here I can’t live without- sunglasses, foot balm, and lip balm.

    Yep- I said foot balm. Kelowna is like a freaking desert and I HATE when my feet get dry. I put foot balm on under my desk when no one is looking, and then I take it home and use it before bed, too.

    I’m an old lady.

    The weirdest thing in my purse- boarding passes from a flight back in July. I’m unorganized.ReplyCancel

  • Kelly - I’ve been meaning to do a “whats in my bag” post for a while… and now I have a reason to– to play along with you ๐Ÿ™‚ Love your Michael’s coupon description LOL! And the credit card case is really interesting! LOVE the purse too, so pretty!!ReplyCancel

  • Shay - I am obsessed with big hunks! So much so that whenever I get packages/presents from back home a few bars are always included (they dont sell them ANYWHERE in MO!)ReplyCancel

  • hilda - Finally, an issue that I am passionate about. I have looked for information of this caliber for the last several hours. Your site is greatly appreciated. wine gift bagsReplyCancel

The other day as I was flipping through magazines, I realized that I haven’t done an installment of Hot Hollywood Hell in a really long time.  I’m kind of disappointed in myself.  There have been so many fabulously wrong choices (fashion…relationship…lifestyle) over the past several months.  And don’t worry, it’s not because I have stopped reading UsWeekly, People […]

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  • Kayla Lynn - haha i love this! rianna’s tat :/ and thank you for that xtina pic ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Kelly - LOL!!! Sooooooooooo SPOT ON. Hilarious, Michelle. LOVE your comparison between Madonna and the Scarecrow; FUNNY. And that Christina photo? My gawd. Who do they think they’re fooling?? And Rihanna’s tat? Eeeeesh. Kiiiinda cool (only a little bit, in my opinion) but think of HOW weird that is going to look in like 20 years when gravity starts to work on her???ReplyCancel

  • Nikki - All I keep thinking with Rihanna’s tat is if/when she’s pregnant…how will it look afterwards? ps I’m so happy to be a new follower bc I too am slightly (ok majorly) addicted to hollywood gossip. Miley’s wedding is so never gonna happen! pps i’m adding this because i have just failed 4 times at the captcha. hope this works this time!ReplyCancel

    • Michelle - Captcha?? I have captcha?? CRAP! I hate it when I have to go through that! I never even knew there were comment setiings (until I just found them). hahaha…seriously, I’m a blogging fail when it comes to all that stuff. Thanks for reading…for following…for appreciating good Hollywood juice…and for leading me to removing the damned captcha!! ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Carolyn - OH MY GOODNESS! I’m dying! I need to comment on every one. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Miley – oh honey. Only one person can rock the bleached rocker cut, and it’s NOT you.

    Madonna – Ugh. Gross. I can’t even begin. How does someone’s arms get like that?

    J Simpson – OK. First, there’s a scarf tied around her baby. Second, it’s in a KNOT! NOT ok.

    Xtina – dude. First… that pic is totally of a Barbie doll. And it’s creepy how gross that arm looks. Photoshop fail. Second… Xtina might want to invest in some stock for a brassiere company. She’s going to need it. Those suckers are destined to be locked in a bra FOREVER. Huge. Huge. Huge. Huge.ReplyCancel

  • Niken - Thanks so much for this! i need laughs today!!!!
    Miley looks like a boy in that haircut i think, and it’s just too much boobs from x-tinaReplyCancel

  • Brie - Did you see the lovely tat Chris Brown got on the side of his neck that is a picture of a woman who was physically abused? It is just amazing artwork….black eye and everything. Ugh dislike him sooooo much. I also think Pink should pull Miley aside and either coach her in how to dress or knock her upside the head. Haven’t decided yet.ReplyCancel

  • Becky - haha, love these! Thanks for the laughs!ReplyCancel

  • moosenoose.com - What the hell is going on with Madonna? I’m 30 (ish) and I am way too old to dress like that! The arms are super scary. As for Rhianna, damn that tat is going to look amazing when her tits sag either side of it! What is wrong with these people. The worst pic has to be Beckham though. Sorry, but he makes me want to barf.ReplyCancel

  • The Management - you’re so right that miley is going all p!nk on us.

    and that tat… wow. why oh whyyyy?ReplyCancel

  • ~Dawn~ - LOL You are so spot on on every single one of these pics. YIKES!! Xtina’s arm?? WTF?

    And thanks for sharing that last photo – YUM!ReplyCancel

  • Amy @ Not Your Average Baby Blog - hahahaha you are better than Joan Rivers. You should totally have a gig on Fashion Police. Maybe a mom edition or something?? That was a crap ton of photoshopping on Christina…what is that all about? Totes not the same person I saw WITH NO PANTS (and a weird, sparkly body suit) on The Voice last season.ReplyCancel

    • Miranda F - I second that! Mom edition of fashion police!! love it!!

      ps-MORE SAHMP please! ๐Ÿ˜‰ReplyCancel

  • sasasamina - You are so hilarious!! I can not believe that Madonna’s arms really look so gross. Blech!ReplyCancel

  • Hot Hollywood Hell - 2 Truths and a Lie - Youre My Favorite Today - […] archives. The rest of us will troll TMZ and Perez Hilton and E!Online while you catch up.  HHH – Chock Full of Hellishness (The most viewed) HHH – She’s Gonna Blow! HHH – It’s Time (for Amanda […]ReplyCancel

11 years ago at this time I was trying desperately to get another hour of sleep. My 4 month old had had a fussy night, and my husband had woken me up at 4:30 a.m. to say goodbye.   He was going to NYC for a business meeting and had to catch a 6 a.m. […]

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  • ~Dawn~ - I got chills reading this.

    I still recall where I was, my thoughts and feelings of 9/11, too.ReplyCancel

  • Stephanie - This post gave me goosebumps. I’m so grateful that it was a happy ending for your family.

    I’m sure we will all remember exactly where we were on that fateful day :/ReplyCancel

  • Becky - Wow, so glad your husband was not harmed on that day! Nobody will ever forget what they were doing and where they wereReplyCancel

  • kyna... - I am so glad your husband was okay….what a horrible day…we will never forget…
    ♥ KynaReplyCancel

Two things you should know right off the bat. 1. By “hanging out” I don’t mean eating popcorn and watching TV, and 2. By “Magic Mike” I (unfortunately) don’t mean Channing Tatum. Trust me, it will all make sense by the end. I have this friend, let’s call her ‘Dora’, that recently got divorced. (I’m […]

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  • jess - hahahahaha! This is absolutely hysterical. I love that you call her Dora. ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Brie - I’m also on a few dating sites and I have some sad scary stories. I’m 25 and I had a 19 year old message me the other day to ask me if I like younger guys. I replied no, I usually like guys a few years older than me just becuase they are less likely to act like 10 year olds and more like 18 year olds. He replied with how I should get with his young ass and he would show me things that I’ve never imagined before. I kindly asked him if he was refuring to Pokemon because I know what those are. He didn’t get the joke.

    I wish your friend luck!ReplyCancel

  • Becky - Haha, I can’t imagine what Dora is going through right now. I’m happy to hear that she’s having fun and not stuck in a marriage she’d regret forever. I am relatively young and am so happy that I don’t have to be in the dating scene right now since everything is so different now! And text messages of “junk” is sooo disgusting to me, yuck!ReplyCancel

  • Bridget - OMG!! This is hilarious!!ReplyCancel

  • kyna... - OMG, those texts are hilarious!!!! I hope she eventually finds what she is looking for!
    ♥ KynaReplyCancel

  • keepingupwithkristen - OMG this literally made my day, maybe even my week. I totally believe you when you say there are total creepers out there. Those texts were hilarious, yet disgusting, all at the same time! Tell Dora to keep her head up!!!ReplyCancel

  • Melissa - This totally cracked me up! I am definitely in your club of marrying young and not playing the field much. And this solidifies my decision ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Jennifer Hocevar - OMG…I think I just peed my pants a little! So funny! I too find stories like those intriguing and frightening. I’ve known my husband since 7th grade and have never really been on a real date. I can’t even imagine joining that world at this point in my life!ReplyCancel

  • Sally - So funny… and yet frightening! I remember my dad’s saying from years ago… “There’s a Jack for every Jill… if you’re not too fussy!” Yep.ReplyCancel

  • moosenoose.com - Why do men think we want to see photos of their ‘bits’?!! They aren’t the exactly attractive!! It’s men like this that give dating sites very bad reps. Thank god I’m in a relationship – I couldn’t put up with these losers!! Although it would make a good blog…….ReplyCancel

  • Casie - Newest follower here… and OMG… you are hilarious!

    This is just great! GREAT! Thank you!ReplyCancel

  • Andrea @ Love is... - Bahahaha! This is hilarious!!ReplyCancel

  • Kelly - OMG. I’ve often said that I would DIE, D-I-E if I had to be single right now!!! I’ve been with my husband since I was 15 so the thought of new age dating is enough to turn me bright red and hide forever. Gosh!! This is crazy; best of luck to Dora ๐Ÿ˜‰ReplyCancel

  • Sparkling - Ugh the thought of the pictures is enough to send me over the edge. Who does that??? I want to give you the bone. THat is so awesome.ReplyCancel

  • laugh-lines.net - This was HILARIOUS!ReplyCancel

Notice anything different around here?? Why, YMFT, you look mah-valous!! What do you think? In honor of me sticking with something for 6 months YMFT’s 6 month anniversary, I decided I needed to ditch the standard blogger template and give the little blog a well-deserved (and much needed) makeover! I feel so legit now. And […]

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The other day I sat down in front of the computer to do something of vital importance (that I can’t remember) like pay a bill or register one of the Things in a fall activity or check out the fall boots at Zappos, and 30 (75) minutes later had produced this – It’s the DVR […]

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  • Sarah Grace - that schedule is quite impressive! and i know i’m about to lose some cool points, but i really liked the playboy club! and pan-am, which got canceled too. o well,,,good thing i have a bunch of other new shows on my list to watch (thanks to your schedule!)

    happy thursday!

    xoxo, sarah graceReplyCancel

  • Victoria - totally something i would do!!!

    love it ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • birchandlace - don’t forget about the voice!! sept 10th starts the blind auditions, my favorite part.ReplyCancel

  • Carolyn - OMG! I totally need to work on my DVR list. You’re a pro! Jake and I actually had to get a second DVR because we fought over what to record too much. LOL I am excited for Nashville… looks good! ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • JanM โ™ฅ - Oh, I’m the same way! I’m scared of Thursdays because from 8-9 there will be Vampire Diaries and from 9-10 Grey’s Anatomy. Looks like I need to make dinner for two nights on Wednesdays ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I’m having a giveaway on my blog if you’re interested ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • kyna... - LOL!!! My exact drug of choice as well…wine…it’s what keeps me sane! ๐Ÿ™‚
    ♥ KynaReplyCancel

  • Nicholl Vincent - omg i was just saying that I’m freaking out over revenge and dexter being on at the same time! girl after my own heart!

    Hope you’ve had a great day! Drop by nichollvincent.blogspot.com and say hi!ReplyCancel

  • Sally - You have some pretty sweet charting skills! Impressive. (Did you ever get to order anything from Zappos?)ReplyCancel

Listen. Do you hear that? You don’t? Me either!!My house is quiet! Free of showtunes and Taylor Swift and One Direction and sister-bickering and the poke-me-in-the-eardrums-with-chopsticks-now-please insanely obnoxious voices of every singing star that now has their own Disney Channel or Nickelodeon show! Pour mama a mimosa and ready the napping couch! Nah, not really […]

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  • Mommy Lisa - I am gonna go cry now. I had just gone to get my copies off the machine at work and realized that my baby’s first day of first grade just started, then read this post. sigh.ReplyCancel

  • Carolyn - I love the pancake idea! SO CUTE! ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • ~Dawn~ - Cute pancakes! Thank goodness I have a full day of work to distract me from the fact that my kids are yet again off starting a new school year…otherwise, I’d be wallowing on my bathtub of bubbles and drinking mimosas right along with you!ReplyCancel

  • kyna... - Adorable pancakes! And enjoy the peace and quiet!
    ♥ KynaReplyCancel

  • Nikki - Oh, I”m excited to go read through your blog (and back to your fist post..happy 6 months btw!). Just came over here from Taylor’s (Tayor hehe) blog and I just love your me schedule. I’m a teacher (not a Mom..yet) and I loved my me days during the summer when my hubby was at work and I got to stay home. I just wish I could watch Live with Kelly over here! (I’m living in Croatia now)…I miss her!ReplyCancel

  • Erin - At least you had a few wonderful hours of peace. It kind of sounds like it was the perfect day. I’m a huge fan of your workout too! Bachelor Pad + squats = it should feel like you burned more than you did just from laughing! If you get a sec, I’d love to hear your thoughts on my latest posts!


  • The Management - I really, really enjoyed this post. You’re funny.

    It’s sooo cute that you make your girls number pancakes and first day of school cupcakes. And I envy your napping couch, AND I’m totally in favour of just a few squats and then calling it good.

    Go you.


  • JKT - You are so funny- loved reading this ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m not even going to lie that I’m SUPER jealous of your afternoon nap…sign me up!ReplyCancel

6 months and 3 days ago I was bored. 6 months and 2 days ago I was doing laundry and mopping the floors cruising Pinterest and discovered a link to a blog where the author had posted step-by-step video instructions on how she curled her hair plus literally hundreds of photos of herself in Forever 21 […]

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  • JKT - LOVED reading this ๐Ÿ™‚ Happy 6 months! I’m a new-ish follower but yours has quickly become one of my ‘daily reads’- LOVE IT.

    It’s been about 3 months for me and I absolutely am enjoying every minute of it.

    Thanks for blogging!! ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • meet.make.laugh. - Yay!! Happy 6 months! We started around the same time…. and though we view it more as a hobby it would definitely be fun to have the capacity to have it as a business.ReplyCancel

  • Jennie - Happy 6 months! I’ve been ’round these parts for 2 years with I think 5-600 posts under my belt…it still isn’t old. ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Carolyn - happy 6 months!! ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

It was bound to happen. I tried, but I couldn’t stop it. It’s the last Friday of the summer. So to honor it and celebrate it (instead of screaming and kicking and throwing a wine-induced tantrum like I’d like to do), I’ve decided to devote this week’s edition of the Friday Faves to a collection […]

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  • Kayla Lynn - awesome photos of an incredible summer! cheers to new adventures in fall ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • Cassandra - Dance recitals, NYC, the lake… ah I don’t want the summer to end. Looks like you had a great one ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • ~Dawn~ - Another fun summer of memories in the books – – looks like you all had a great time and now it’s…..back to school!ReplyCancel

  • Kelly - What a GREEEEEAT summer you had!! This makes me oh so sad to be saying “goodbye” to summer!!! :’-( Do we hafta??!ReplyCancel

So I found this ecard on (where else) Pinterest last week, and it reminded me, yet again, about how idiotic grammar (and spelling) mistakes are one of my life’s biggest pet peeves. Now, I don’t profess to be anywhere near perfect when it comes to grammar, spelling, sentence construction and punctuation (Husband would like to […]

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  • Kayla Lynn - Hahaha I LOVE THIS!! Amen sister ๐Ÿ™‚ReplyCancel

  • ~Dawn~ - I laugh hysterically at this because my husband is by far the WORST at spelling and grammer. I think he has violated every single one of your grammer/spelling pet peeves.ReplyCancel

  • Rachel - For some reason, I’m not too annoyed by the error-filled English, though I notice it, for sure! And last year, when I had a job grading papers for college seniors, I was a bit horrified and how much they didn’t know about grammar and spelling. Still, I had fun with red ink, and I thought grading was the best job in the world! Because in that situation I was allowed to point out everything that’s wrong with the way people write. But in normal life I just mentally correct them or ignore them–for most of my life, most of my friends haven’t been native English speakers (even my husband isn’t a native English speaker!) so I guess my attitude towards them kind of extends to native, but ignorant, English speakers. ๐Ÿ˜›ReplyCancel

  • Kari - your to funny. defanitely a good post you wrote over their!
    I’m with you sister. Teaching 8th grade has been amazing…and by “amazing”, I mean scary. Wish me luck!

  • moosenoose.com - The word that really makes me angry at the moment with the ‘youth of today’ (arrgghhh I’m old,) is the constant use of ‘ov’ in replace of the word ‘of’. Why? It doesn’t make sense. It is not spelt correctly, it does not abbreviate the word in any way. All it achieves is the confirmation that you are failing English. Big time.ReplyCancel

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