Cue the trumpets, ready the confetti, and pour mama a gigantic Appletini — I’ve come to the decision that The Bachelor recaps will live on.
In related news, I’m the biggest pushover in the entire world, and a big softie when it comes to the heartfelt and wonderfully kind appeals of all of you, my invisible friends.
Seriously, you guys. Thank you for all the nice things you said in response to my unintended bait for compliments a couple of weeks ago. I’m not kidding, I was touched, and happily surprised that so many of you actually enjoy the recaps as much as you do.
Or at least as much as you say you do.
So until Prince Farming finds his corn princess, I’ll keep the recaps going.
Although I’m seriously considering doing the recap via a vlog next week.
I know, could be a colossal mistake. But it might take a lot less time, and could actually be kind of fun.
Yeah, maybe not.
I’m not sure I could take the criticism.
I’ll let you know.
But for this week, I’ll be back here sometime tomorrow with the recap.
Right now, however, I need to go put some cerveza on ice and get my sombrero ready. I hear last week they left the country and went to the amazing country of New Mexico. Since I didn’t get to watch, I want to be fully immersed in the New Mexican culture before sitting down to watch tonight.
So make sure and check back here tomorrow. I can’t promise the recap will be up before early afternoon, but I promise it’ll be up.