Oscar Night Bingo

As most of you know, this weekend is Superbowl Sunday. At least in my world it is. Because other than the Golden Globes, the Emmys, the night Parenthood premieres, my birthday eve, taco Tuesdays, and pretty much any summer evening I’m at the lake, Oscar night is my favorite night of the year. Remember last…

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THE BACHELOR RECAP #8 AND #9

Alright you guys, did you take your vitamins like I suggested? Are you all carbed up? Are you physically and mentally ready to tackle this mega-recap? THE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL BACHELOR RECAPS?? Grab a snack, put on your comfy pants, give your kids your iPad and a box of Thin Mints, and let’s get…

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THE BACHELOR Recap #7 – Don’t You Juant Me Baby?

You guys, I have to admit something that I have to admit is hard for me to admit. I didn’t really juant to watch The Bachelor last night. Now before you all go banishing me to the exit limo with my roller suitcase that is only big enough to contain my bikini and my statement…

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THE BACHELOR Recap #6 – I Juant You Back

Alrighty, who’s ready to feel like crap about yourself? Anyone? Clare?? Oh, wait. That was last week. Silly me. So let’s get right to it. No time for the usual pre-recap chit chat, my friends. Mama’s been burning the midnight oil for the past five days at Thing 1’s performances downtown and after last week’s…

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Golden Globes Recap: The Bar is Open

You guys, I had high hopes for the Globes. I always do. Tables full of celebrities, alcohol flowing, schmoozing during commercial breaks, drunken speeches, the joining of television and cinema; how could it be anything other than awesome? And I’m happy to tell you  — it delivered. Did the show keep me entertained for the…

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Crazy?…or AWESOME?*

I’ve just found proof that I’m not crazy! And you aren’t either! Sue Johnson is!! Who the hell is Sue Johnson, you ask? She’s the Mary with the Yorkie Jesus. Or maybe she’s just a shepherd. Either way, she’s crazy. Or fabulously awesome.   Apparently, for the past 20 years she’s made her family pose…

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Look Out Lowe, Move Over McCarthy: Iron Man Just Crushed You

I’m a child of the 80’s. Okay, fine. If I’m being technical, I’m a child of the 70’s and a tween and teenager of the 80’s, but it sounds so much better (and makes me sound so much younger) to just say that I’m a child of the 80’s. Sure, Donny Osmond was my first true…

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SPOILER ALERT – I’m pissed.

You guys – *SPOILER ALERT* – I’m pissed. And no, I’m not getting a little ahead of myself with the “Spoiler Alert” because I’m about to talk about the series finale of Dexter which I was super excited for, and simply by saying ‘I’m pissed’ might give something big away. Like how sucky it was. …

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Zac Efron: This Time, It’s Personal.

Tuesday I found out that my #1 inappropriate crush, Zac Efron, spent some time in rehab earlier this year. While of course I was happy that he was able to not only admit that he had a problem but to successfully get help, when I found out yesterday just what his addiction was to, I wasn’t…

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